Recent officers

President: Josiah Boning  
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Originally from Virginia.
Has been known to push hill 5 in Buggy, is a fencer.
Athletic abilities are average.
Reports indicate that being from TJ, however moral and ethics programming seems to have been done quite well, in fact he is a member of the intervarsity christian fellowship. .
Has been occasionally seen in a cape. This is a slight cause for concern.
It is something that may be caught when passing by in a tight corner or revolving doors.
In the future his andrew ID will be pronounced exactly as it seems.
Test 1: Ridiculously Human Robot
Test 2: Action Survivor
Test 3: Would be able to lead a strong alliance into mid-end game, unless he meets a "player" too early...
Film Version: The Hero

First Vice President: Emily Forney  
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Originally from Ohio.
Athletic abilities are average.
Is reported to be quite loud. This leads to unnecessary attention in simulations.
Good at communication and languages.
She would be able to easily join other groups and may discover the form of communication.
Claims to be good at faces... results do not support a greater than average recall for faces.
Resident keeper of clam, who is reported by some to be a moose. The blasphemy. Only purely nontechnical study individual in the test group.
Test 1: Hero of Another Story
Test 2: Oh and X dies
Test 3: Would easily join an alliance which could be very powerful, but they all fall apart...
Film Version: Genre Blindness/Blood From The Mouth

Second Vice President: Zach Sparks  
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Originally from Ohio.
Athletically capable with above average strength.
Quite competent at creating food from whatever is available.
Simulations indicate that if anyone attempts to say his name they are stuck indefinitely leading promptly to their deaths.
Has been quoted saying "I fuck sea otters" - no actual confirmation of this taking place however morals are firmly gray-black increasing survivability.
In the 1st scenario it seemed he already knew every single line and exactly what to do in that case. This lead to the development of a very different scenario for the retest.
Test 1: Dangerous Genre Savvy
Test 2: The Lancer
Test 3: Would potentially be a great player but might spend to long trying not to play...
Film Version: Genius Bruiser/Heroic Sacrifice

Corresponding Secretary: Arsenij Kouriatov
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Originally from the other side of Pennsylvania.
Actual origin reported to be from Germany/Russia. Promising start due to ruthless nature of such regions.
Is trained in martial arts and athletically capable however strength is not remarkable.
Seems to additionally be capable of communicating in more than one means.
Reported to have travelled from place to place on many occasions.
Beneficial fact.
Has an interesting tendency to occasionally wear this large fur coat due to it's soft and fuzzy nature. This coat seems to have an interesting effect on nearby bystanders.
Test 1: Death by Pragmatism
Test 2: Antihero
Test 3: Perfect "player" candidate, just a matter of whether plays or tries to escape...
Film Version: The Unfettered/And Now I Must Go

Recording Secretary: Thomas Wright
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Originally from New Jersey.
Athletically capable, strength again unremarkable.
His hair appears to be a separate entity from his body. Somehow this causes a glitch in our simulation getting him killed off every time. This is being worked on.
Responds poorly to baseball bats and broomsticks for some reason. Has an annoying tendency to speak certain things which get everyone nearby to want to shut him up.
Test 1: Deadpan Snarker
Test 2: Test failed to produce non glitch result/Bloody Hilarious
Test 3: Would be attacked by first person he meets... however if he survives he could have quite a game.
Film Version: The Smart(ass) Guy/Died Laughing

Treasurer: Sarah McCormick
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Originally from Pittsburgh. Causes a far easier time in test 3 for navigation.
Previously involved in fencing, currently out due to injuries.
Extraordinarily attached to "sugar". This mysterious white substance seems to give her great happiness.
Also greatly attached to cute things, this occasionally causes problems in survival situations.
Also has been seen wearing a cloak. See above.
Joined Gwendolyn's minions. Very little is known about this cult asides from cloaks and chopsticks.
Test 1: Attention Deficit... Oh, Shiny!
Test 2: Action Girl
Test 3: Would get away for a while but ultimately morals ruin her chances...
Film Version: The Chick

Sergeant At Arms: Adam Leibowitz
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Originally from Connecticut.
Athletically competent, again no remarkable strength.
All of our data seems to be completely useless as it is on Bubbles, and this character above has no information gathered on him.
Every time reports came back on this character it was about Bubbles instead. Anyways Bubbles has been reported to be a member of improv.
Additionally he always seems to have a bubble creation device on hi allowing him to easily manipulate the people around him.
Test 1: Unlikely Hero
Test 2: Tagalong Kid
Test 3: Would be killed as soon as he mets another "player", but if he gets his hand on a real weapon...
Film Version: Functional Genre Savvy/Death as Comedy