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Posted by Derek on
07-10-2009
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Wait... What is this? An update? Impossible I know, so there's nothing to see. Go about your business citizen!
Who ARE these weirdos?
The KGB is...
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an informal, co-ed social organization at Carnegie
Mellon University
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almost 99% fat free.
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an eccentric bunch of nerds, geeks, freaks, visionaries, outcasts and
ne'er-do-wells, who plan on being on the right side of the guns when the
Revolution comes.
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by law, not more than 5 percent insect parts or animal hair.
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so much fun, your pants will explode!
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those strange people who run up to you in Wean or Doherty, fiercely brandishing
strips of foam-rubber, and demand to know whether you're on the red team or the
yellow team. (huh?)
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so bad, we kick our own asses twice a day.
Who AREN'T these weirdos?
The KGB is...
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NOT that KGB. No relation. We can't help you with your research for
Russian History class.
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NOT Kappa Gamma Beta. The KGB is not a fraternity.
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NOT to be taken too seriously.
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NOT yet available in Oregon, due to obscure long-term repercussions of the
Hawley-Smoot Tariff.
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NOT a passenger on the Bitter Bus. No, sir. We're frickin' driving that
sucker.
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NOT your fucking khakis!
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CERTAINLY NOT watching your every move. The rumors are groundless. Go
about your business, citizen.
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Our Stated Purpose:
To get the geeks (and freaks, and weirdos) out of the clusters (or whatever
other mundane place they happen to inhabit at the time) and into the sunshine
(well, sort of...). If you still don't grok, you'd better read our
Manifesto. Or come to a meeting, every Monday at 4:30 PM in Margaret Morrison A14. This bears
repeating.
How can I be sure to get 100% of my USRDA of the KGB?
The KGB conducts its vile, godless rituals every Monday at 4:30 PM in Margaret Morrison A14. If all else
fails, follow the "Thataway" signs. Come to meetings to learn about
Capture the Flag with Stuff, movie nights, hi-tech excitement,
Subliminal Geek Fishing, and other random acts of lunacy that we later deny
responsibility for. You'll hate yourself if you don't. Trust us.
We also have a LiveJournal community and a
bboard, assocs.kgb.
Current top banner: Carnival 2004: Cotton candy with a side of cheese... (credit: James Johnson) Reload for a new one.
These pages assembled by several KGB aficionados, including:
David Markley, Shawn Knight,
Andrew Plotkin, Tim Showalter,
Barbara Jensen, Chuck "TimeBomb" Werner,
Cort Stratton, Janie Khodor,
Ed Ryan, and Abe Wong
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